I don't even know..I don't even know if anyone reads this anymore

Hopefully I will receive some good news soon. Malia may be coming to visit next weekend. That would be nice.

I finally got a good hair cut last night...oh ya, because I cut it. I did a pretty damn good job too. Better than the stupid asses at the Navy Exchange.

I'm fucking tired. I even got a lot of sleep last night. I slept like a baby. A baby who just got laid. But in a less perverted sense. But, I did. This is true. True, true, true.

So, I had this realization a second ago. I am a shallow, heartless, moody, egotistical bastard. But fuck it, I don't care. I'm good at it, so why quit what works.

So, I was fucking this guy in his ass and he says to me, "hey man, why don't you reach around and rub my balls?" So I said, "What do I look like, a fucking fag?!!"

I heard that joke last night at the bar, and I think it went like that.

I don't really feel like writing anything else, so go fuck yourselves.