Smack My Bitch Up

Well, son of a bitch, I'm back in Jacksonville. The place that is famous for sucking more dick than Monica Lewinski. For those of you who do not know, I shaved my head. It didn't look bad when I had my goatee, but now that I had to shave it off I look like a major dip shit. Oh well, it will grow back soon enough.

My trip to Dallas was nice. It wasn't quite as wild as the past trips home, but I still had a little fun. With my cousin basically being married and Marc going to Colorado there weren't many options for going out. Plus I got a head cold when I was home so I didn't feel like doing much while I was there. I stopped in Baton Rouge on the way home to sleep the first night and we went to the bars at LSU. Holy hot chicks everywhere. I miss that part of college...not college its self, just the women. Then I went on to Tyler and stayed at That Guy's house. We sat at his house and drank a bit...not too much excitement. The next morning I was off to Dallas. I went out one night with one of my mom's friends/co-worker and we had a good time. We went to dinner and then met up with my cousin and his girl friend at Logans and then we went to play pool at Austion Avenue. The next day is when I started feeling crappy. So after that there wasn't much going on. Everyone loved Macy...of course, I mean she looks just like her daddy. She had a blast playing with all the kids on Thanksgiving at my grandmother's house.

Every time I go home I realize how much I miss being in Dallas and how much better that place is than here. This place is like a gnat flying around your head pestering you until you try to slap it and miss and hit yourself in the face. What a bitch. It just pisses you off. Also, the women in Dallas are a totally different breed...I mean there are a few exceptions, but for the most part Dallas women are way better looking and much more sophisticated or classy in appearance. Like lets say for example you go to a bar in Dallas. You might see maybe one girl with teeth that need to be fixed. Then, if you go to a bar in Jacksonville you might see one girl that doesn't need to have her teeth fixed. Isn't that awesome. Gangly grilled fuckers.