Screen play of my life

I have decided that it would be a good idea for me to write a screen play about my life. I haven't decided if it is going to be just a few days in the life of Josh or a life story or what, but it would definately be funny and rated X. I wish I had super human powers or something because that would make it a lot cooler, but hey, it's gonna be a movie so I can make myself into whatever I want. If 50 and Eminem can do it, so can I. And I'm a whole lot cooler than they are. It will be kind of like the movie Anchor Man, but different. Better, much better.

Let me pause for a minute and shame my fater for giving me a receeding hair line and thin hair on top.

Ok, so my dog is walking a thin line right now and she is on the verge of getting her throat cut while she is sleeping. She has demolished the spare bedroom in my roommate's house which will end up costing me a pretty penny. And I don't have enough pennies to just let her tear shit up. Fucking cunt.

2 and a half more hours til I get to go home. Then what??? I don't know.

I know I wear this out, but I am sick of other people's stupidity and lack of manners. I mean, what makes you better than me or anyone else for that matter. I had a reservists cuss out the front desk woman at the Quality Inn last night because he had to share a room with another Chief, which is within regulations. I told her to refuse giving him a room and she did so. Ha! Ass clown. He thought he was important and superior and he got shot down by someone 3 ranks lower than him. That's why I love and hate my job. Fucker.