Once Upon A Time In A Far Off Fictional Place Called Jacksonville

I hate smelly people...just wanted to get that off my chest.

Once upon a time in a land far, far away there was a boy named Yoshwa. It's French. Not him, just the name. His parents were hippies. Anyway, he thoght it would be fun to join a cult called The YVAN. He was looking for some excitement in his life and his years and years dedicated to playing the sport croquet had come to an abrupt halt. He knew that his dream of becoming a professional croquet player was now just too far out of reach and it was time for him to dedicate himself to another cause. After long thought...maybe a day, Yoshwa decided he would join the YVAN cult, which was the most prestigious cult in the world. This cult was responsible for empowering many uneducated souls and giving them the ability to earn wages by serving in the cult. The leader of the cult was a visciously ignorant man whose father was also a past leader. This man who we will call "W" (pronounced dub-ya) had grudges against other organizations because of his father's sway and eventually decided he wanted to go to war with them. Fun Fun! So...back to the point. Well, I'll finish up another day. Oh ya, believe in Jesus.