I hurt all over

Played flag football last night. I am our quarterback...or maybe you could call me Drew Henson. We have another game tonight at 5:30 and I hope I can move my body by then. I also have 2 sand volleyball games at lunch today. The pain I am feeling is not quite numbing enough. I also went out drinking last night and did not eat dinner. I only had maybe 6 or 7 beers spread out over a couple hours which is not that much considering how much I used to drink, but I woke up at 3 o' clock this morning and had to pee. So, I get up and stumble my way towards the bathroom to find my roommate is in there taking a shower. He must have had an early watch today. So, what does my drunk ass do? I piss in my own sink. I turned the water on lightly and let her rip. Yes, amazingly enough I did clean the sink when I was done. I felt like the biggest shit bag. But it was funny and much needed at the moment. I couldn't hold it any longer. Then I stumbled back to bed and passed out. I wonder if my roommate noticed anything when he was brushing his teeth? I hope he didn't drop his tooth brush.