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I went and saw Mr and Mrs Smith last night. It was ok. Nothing great...well, besides Angelina. She did look pretty good. When I was leaving the theatre I saw the girl from the car dealership. She recognized me and I said hello. It was strangely comfortable. This girl's mother wanted to buy my car after I had already bought it. She is also the most beautiful girl I have seen in a long long time. She looks like...I think her name is Rebecca Gayheart, the one from the movie Jawbreaker...but she is much prettier than her. I thought she was about 16, but last night she looked much older. She was with a guy who looked about my age and no, it wasn't her father. I just thought it was weird that I saw her again and that she recognized me.
I have started cutting my own hair again. My hand is not as steady as it used to be, but I guess it never really was THAT steady. I did a pretty good job the first time, but this last time I cut it shorter on the sides and that leaves more room for error. It still looks good. Plus, it is tough cutting the back.
The retirement ceremony afterparty was a good time. I drank and played in the pool and then we played pool. I got fairly intoxicated and stayed until about 11:30. Much longer than I expected to be there. I was there drinking for about 8 hours. Good times. It was awesome!!
That Guy is a douche bag.
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Umm...I'm not a Nazi. I am a pro-Israeli Golem defending uzi wielding palestinian crushing muslim hater. I'm irish-german, but I'm sure I was way more schindler than eichmann.
fuck you and your new car. fuck you and your trophy carrying cunt. fuck you and your navy. that's right you joined the navy. you and charlie murphey. me and rick james ghost v. you and charlie murphey any day. I'll fuck you up massively.
you'd be dead to me if you weren't so fucking alive.
here this should tide you over:
An old man pulls up in his car beside a little boy.
Holding a bag full of sweets, he says, "Hey kid, if I give you a piece of candy, will you come in my car?"
The little boy replies, "Hell mister, give me the whole bag and I'll come in your mouth!"
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