Tyler, Texas

Holy drunkfest! I drove out to Tyler to see TG and it ended up being a contest to see who could give themself alcohol poisoning 1st. We started at 3 and drank a bottle of Jack. Then I cut TG's hair...don't worry I did a good job. I know you were worried. Then we went on to drink a case of Coors Light. Then we decided to go to Time Out which is a strip club and we drank a 30 pack of Bud Light. We drank from 3pm-2am. It was fun. We drank the bottle of Jack in 3 glasses by the way. Not each, total. Nobody got laid thanks to TG's amazing friend Phil Grau Junior. Fucking cock block. But I won't go in to that.