I am going to paint a little picture for you in which all ethical and moral standards I set for myself will be destroyed. I am going to tell you how it is. If this lesson comes back to cock block me in any way I will more than likely just go fuck someone uglier.
Please take into effect that the following is from personal experience only and by no means reflects anyone with morals or standards.
Let's start with a basic set of rules that I go by. It is almost as if they are an unwritten law between my fellow persuers.
1. Never deny thy penis
2. If you can get hard, she isn't as ugly as you thought
3. Never cock block a friend unless you have to
4. Always hydrate while drinking...the pipes need water to work properly
5. If you get cock blocked unintentionally- adapt, regain compsure, and get back in the game
6. If she looks like a snob, she probably is, but be rudely nice to her just in case
7. Never buy a prospect a drink, if you do she will expect another
8. Never go slumming in a bar you frequent
8a. In following this rule remember rule number one- be discreet
9. Keep all options open- you never know when something will come up
10. If at all possible go to their house, not yours- no one likes a stalker
So, now that we got some of the basic rules out of the way we can move on to the general information you need to know.
When a man goes to a bar with his friends his has three things in mind. The first thing a man thinks about when he goes out is getting laid before the night is over. The second is having fun with his friends. The last thing he thinks about is getting drunk. The good thing about this is that they all intertwine. You do all of them at the same time. If you are at the bar then you should obviously be drinking. If you are drinking with friends that opens up the final avenue. Peer pressure is a bitch. If there is ever a good time to give in to peer pressure it is at a bar with friends. Once you get a little liquored up you should have enough courage to talk to a woman, but if you still do not have the balls, that is where your friends come in to play. A dare at any age is still a very intimidating thing. At any point in the night you should oblige to the dare and move forward with your best game. Pending the outcome of the ensuing conversation you have two options. Duck your tale and take the walk of shame or convince her to leave the bar and take you to her house. If she doesn't want to leave yet, stay for a while and talk to her more. Make sure she keeps drinking and you drink less than you normally would. If the situation calls for it you should excuse yourself to a location where you can keep an eye on her. Don't make it obvious, but allow yourself enough distance to cock block any other contenders. Kind of like a dog pissing on something to stake his claim.
This brings me to a good point. Dancing. If you can dance, and I mean really dance, take her to the dance floor. Read the moment. Grind if she wants to grind and get freaky if she wants to get freaky. If she tries to make out with you on the dance floor make sure she is the one you are going home with that night. Do not cock block yourself by making out in front of other prospects. Revert to rule number 9. If you are not a good or even mediocre dancer tell her you would rather not and you will watch her dance. This is a risky situation. Many good men have lost their prospects to the Justin Timberlake wanna-be's. Like I said, read the situation and dance if you must, just limit your uncoordinated moves and be smooth. One of the most famous persuers I know cannot dance a lick and still pulls women from the dance floor. It is all about confidence and your overall look.
You have to plan your attire/location/agenda carefully. If you are going somewhere you might dance do not wear your $300 Italian shoes. They will get stepped on and scratched. If you are going to a martini bar wear the expensive shoes. To women, perception is reality. If you look like a million bucks you must make a million bucks. Let them believe what they want to and it is never a bad idea to embellish the truth a little. Don't go overboard unless it is a sure thing and you have no plans of dating this woman.
When it comes to the physical aspect of the evening there are a few key things I should point out. First, you don't know this woman. You have no clue who she has been with and how many of their friends she has been with. Test the water before you get burned. Feel for bumps and do the bush test. If the woman has a bush, first of all thats fucking gross, but that might mean she doesn't have the best hygiene. Never do the taste test the first night unless it absolutely calls for it. If a woman lets you go down on her you are 99% more likely to hit it. Only do that when the situation calls for desperate measures. If it does come to that and the fish's tale is still sticking out tell that bitch to get her shit and go.
I am headed to lunch. I'll write more later.
