Lazy Day

I'm working at the tanning salon today and it is very slow. No hotties to speak of. I have spent a lot of time on www.myspace.com which is ummm...like a website where you can meet all kinds of new people. TG and a bunch of the UT Tyler crew are on it so I have been messaging them and trying to keep occupied. It has been raining most of the afternoon and it is steady drizzling right now. A couple MILF's came in a few minutes ago and one of them had some amazing fake ta-ta's. JP, you need to get on My Space and pick up some chicks. They are very friendly on there.

I need to hit some ass. I'm about to fuck your pig. I haven't talked to Tim or Marc or Roy or TG that much lately. I have been all drugged up the past week or two from having my tooth pulled. So I haven't felt like doing much. I am going to Club Liquid with Kathi tonight so maybe I'll get lucky there. I doubt it. I've only pulled ass from there twice. But I guess that is better than never. I am a waste of talent right now. There are so many women out there who could be having the best sex of their lives and I am sitting here not being used to my full potential. I'm going to have to bring out my "A" game tonight if I want to end the drought. We'll see what happens.

Is it just me, or do women that smoke have this "I'm fucking gross" sign on their heads? I mean, I dip, but that is way different. Copenhagen doesn't make my whole body stink. It is even worse when they try to cover up the smell with a rampage of perfume or body spray. Fuckin A.